Oh, My Gosh Johnny Depp. Shut it.

Johnny Depp now says he shouldn't have joked about actors assassinating presidents, a joke that, surprisingly, went all lead dirigible in a shit tornado to Oz just as someone flicks a Bic. You know its going to end and you know it's going to stink, but there's still the question of wardrobe. We're hoping he'll trot out soon wearing one of a kind creations from the Salon Sanguinaria, halfway past Marfa, at the border of Sugarland.

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